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Frankenhooker
A medical school dropout loses his fiancée in a tragic lawnmower incident, and decides to bring her back... (imdb)
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Flawless
Walt Koontz, a homophobic guy, ends up with paralyzed vocal cords because of an unfortunate stroke. His therapy includes receiving singing lessons from a neighbor who is not only openly flamboyant but also a pre-op transgenderist. Both of them are equally prejudiced; Koontz against homosexuals and the neighbor against close-minded straight people. (imdb)
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Suburban Commando
Shep Ramsey is an interstellar hero, righting wrongs, etc. His ship is damaged after a fight (imdb)
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Yaban
Wild love story about a sponge fisherman and a snobby rich girl.
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Blue Beetle
A Mexican teenager finds an alien beetle that gives him superpowered armor (imdb.com).
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Drive Angry
A vengeful father chases after the men who killed his daughter. (imdb)
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Disco Pigs
Pig and Runt - born on the same day, in the same hospital, moments apart. Twins, all but by blood. Inseparable from birth, they are almost telepathic. They are also partners in crime, with an appetite for recklessness, exploration and destruction... (imdb)
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Apocalypto
A heart stopping mythic action-adventure set against the turbulent end times of the once great Mayan civilization.
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Mid90s
Follows Stevie, a thirteen-year-old in 90s-era LA who spends his summer navigating between his troubled home life and a group of new friends that he meets at a Motor Avenue skate shop.
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Capricorn One
Classic conspiracy tale about the first manned mission to Mars. All appears to be going well until the astronauts are pulled off the ship just before launch by shadowy government types and whisked off to a film studio in the desert. It transpires that the space vehicle has a major defect which NASA just daren't admit. (imdb)
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