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Two comedians, average nobodies, and celebrity guest stars perform bizarre low-budget comedy sketches. (imdb)

Dramatised from Sarah Waters' acclaimed debut novel, "Tipping the Velvet" tells the story of Nancy Astley (Rachael Stirling), a young girl who works as cook and waitress in her Father's seaside restaurant - that is until she witnesses the extraordinary performance of a new-to-town male impersonator - Kitty Butler (Keeley Hawes) - and begins to undergo a complete life transformation... (imdb)

An erotic horror tale about a vixen vampiress seducing and killing women to appease her insatiable thirst for female blood. (imdb)

Jennifer Lopez plays San Francisco's most successful supplier of romance and glamour. She knows all the tricks. She knows all the rules. But then she breaks the most important rule of all: she falls in love with the groom, Matthew McConaughey. (Sony Pictures Entertainment)

In the heat of the summer. A lonesome house in the countryside between woods and corn fields. Nine-year-old twin brothers are waiting for their mother. When she comes home, bandaged after cosmetic surgery, nothing is like before. The children start to doubt that this woman is actually their mother. It emerges an existential struggle for identity and fundamental trust. (imdb)

In France, before WWI. As every Sunday, an old painter living in the country is visited by his son Gonzague... (imdb)

A gripping contemporary thriller about the terrible truths that can hide behind everyday appearances, Arlington Road is an intense, edge-of-your-seat journey that reveals just how little we know about the world around us. (Sony Pictures)

A continuation of the Trainspotting saga reuniting the original characters.

A college basketball coach is forced to break the rules in order to get the players he needs to stay competitive. (imdb)

Surf's Up is an animated comedy that delves behind the scenes of the high-octane world of competitive surfing. (Sony)