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Oslo, August 31st
One man, one city, 24 hours. A new film by Joachim Trier and the team behind the highly acclaimed "Reprise" - inspired by the cult novel "Le feu follet". "Oslo, August 31st" is a portrait of contemporary Oslo. A visually striking and quietly shattering drama about a man in deep existential crisis. (nfi.no)
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Animal Farm
Animal Farm (1999) - TV Movie
The animals of a farm successfully revolt against its human owner, only to slide into a more brutal tyranny among themselves. (imdb)
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Never Die Alone
A richly literate film noir about King David (DMX), a hard-boiled, stylish criminal who returns to his hometown seeking redemption and finding only violent death. (Fox Searchlight Pictures)
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Dirty Love
In the slapstick comedy Dirty Love, Jenny McCarthy is gorgeous, goofy and gross all at once in this hilarious take on one woman's chaotic quest for true love. (First Look Pictures Releasing)
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Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind
Warrior/pacifist Princess Nausicaä desperately struggles to prevent two warring nations from destroying themselves and their dying planet. (imdb)
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Twin Dragons
On holidays in Hong Kong, Mrs Ma gives birth to identical twins. A criminal in the same hospital attempts to escape, taking one of the twins hostage. The child is lost during the confusion, and Mr and Mrs Ma return to New York with one child. Years later, John Ma is a famous conductor and pianist, unaware that his twin brother "Boomer" is a mechanic/race car driver/bodyguard in Hong Kong. When John travels to Hong Kong to give a concert, the twins get caught up in each other's business, about which they are anything but experts. (imdb)
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Reminiscence
A scientist discovers a way to relive your past and uses the technology to search for his long lost love. (imdb)
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Apocalypto
A heart stopping mythic action-adventure set against the turbulent end times of the once great Mayan civilization.
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The Impossible
Juan Antonio Bayona (The Orphanage) recreates the 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami in terrifyingly vivid detail in this grueling survival story about a married couple (Naomi Watts and Ewan McGregor) searching for their missing children in the aftermath of the disaster. (tiff.net)
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Quai des Orfèvres
Jenny Lamour wants to succeed in music hall. Her husband and accompanist is Maurice Martineau, a nice but jealous guy... (imdb)
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