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Asterix at the Olympic Games
Our heroes' Olympic adventures
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Future War
Future War (1997) - Direct-to-Video
A race of evil cyborgs kidnap humans from Earth's future to use as slaves, and take dinosaurs from the past to use as trackers. One of their slaves, the Runaway, escapes and makes his way to present-day Los Angeles. There he must fend off the cyborgs and their trackers, the police, and the government, befriended by a prostitute-turned-nun who runs a halfway house. (imdb)
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tick, tick... BOOM!
On the cusp of his 30th birthday, a promising young theater composer navigates love, friendship and the pressures of life as an artist in New York City.
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The Hands of Orlac
A world renown pianist loses his hands in a train accident and gets a transplant from a convicted criminal. The hands, of course, take over... or do they? (IMDB Comments)
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The Lost City of Z
In 1905, a British major from an undistinguished family is invited by the Royal Geographical Society to lead a surveying expedition to Bolivia. Somewhat reluctantly, he accepts, and the course of his life is transformed.
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Hasip ile nasip
Follows the travails of two families who have been rivals for years.
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Greenland
A family struggles for survival in the face of a cataclysmic natural disaster. (imdb)
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Gotcha!
Jonathan plays a game called Gotcha in which he hunts and is hunted by other students with paint guns... (imdb)
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Witch\
Witch's Cradle (1944) - Short Film
The Witch's Cradle is an unfinished Maya Deren film made in the Guggenheim Gallery during a surrealist "Art of this Century" exhibit. It was assembled long after her death by staffers within the preservation department at Anthology Film Archives. (All Movie Guide)
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The Leopard
The Prince of Salina, a noble aristocrat of impeccable integrity, tries to preserve his family and class amid the tumultuous social upheavals of 1860's Sicily.
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