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A young businessman faces a lawyer trying to prove his innocence by the assassination of his lover. (imdb)
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1183 AD: King Henry II's three sons all want to inherit the throne, but he won't commit to a choice. They and his wife variously plot to force him. (imdb)
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It's recruiting time and despite being short and scrawny, Johnny Walker is America's hottest young football prospect... (imdb)
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When a British soldier returns home from Kiev, he joins an old friend as contract killers. His disturbed past surfaces as he spins out of control during jobs and ominous employers raise the stakes. (Wikipedia.org)
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La Sortie des usines Lumière (1895) - Short Film
The 'plot' is outlined by the title: the film consists of a single shot of workers leaving the Lumiere factory, and the film would be of virtually no interest (except to students of late 19th century clothing) were it not for the fact that it was the first film ever to be projected to a paying audience, and is consequently one of the most important films in the history of the cinema (imdb)
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Two bumbling government employees think they are U.S. spies, only to discover that they are actually decoys for Nuclear War.
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Stargate: Atlantis (2004) - TV Series
An international team of scientists and military personnel discover a Stargate network in the Pegasus Galaxy and come face-to-face with a new, powerful enemy, The Wraith. (imdb)
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Duane and his monstrously deformed twin brother take refuge in a house of freaks, but are tracked down by a tabloid reporter. (Leonard Maltin's Movie & Video Guide)
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Two high school senior girls, PJ and Josie, start a fight club as a way to lose their virginities to cheerleaders. Their bizarre plan works, and the fight club gains traction. But when the fight club becomes more popular than they ever imagined, PJ and Josie find themselves in over their heads. They must deal with the consequences of their actions, and they must find a way to navigate their newfound popularity and their own personal identities.
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A Christlike figure wanders through bizarre, grotesque scenarios filled with religious and sacrilegious imagery.
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