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Rock star-turned-horror maven Rob Zombie conjures up a nerve-wracking chiller involving Heidi (Sheri Moon Zombie), a radio station DJ, who receives a wooden box containing a record, "a gift from the Lords." Heidi listens and the bizarre sounds within the grooves immediately trigger flashbacks of Salem's violent past. Is Heidi going mad or are the Lords of Salem returning for revenge on modern day Salem? (tiff.net)

Ireland will never be the same after Rawhead Rex, a particularly nasty demon, is released from his underground prison by an unwitting farmer. The film follows Rex's cross country rampage, while a man struggles to stop it. (imdb)

A young nerdy boy hopes to gain acceptance in a high school by not backing down against the school bullies... (imdb)

One of W.K.L. Dickson's laboratory workers horses around for the camera. (imdb)

Ichikawa's cameras follow the 1964 Summer Olympics from opening to closing ceremonies.

Not a typical Hitchcock movie, this is a comedy about a couple who learn that their marriage was not valid. (imdb)

Martians, upset that their children have become obsessed with TV shows from Earth which extoll the virtues of Santa Claus, start an expedition to Earth to kidnap the one and only Santa... (imdb)

A grumpy hermit hatches a plan to steal Christmas from the Whos of Whoville. (imdb)

A bittersweet tale of the increasing estrangement of a retired automobile tycoon and his wife. Increasingly obsessed with maintaining an appearance of youth, she falls in with a crowd of frivolous socialites during their "second honeymoon" European vacation. He, in turn, meets a woman who is everything she is not; self-assured, self-confident, and able to take care of herself. (imdb)

An elderly woman takes a train trip to visit her grandson at his army camp inside Chechnya. (imdb)