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A woman kidnaps puppies to kill them for their fur, but various animals then gang up against her and get their revenge in slapstick fashion. (imdb)

In the sequel to Paul Verhoeven's loved/reviled sci-fi film, a group of troopers taking refuge in an abandoned outpost after fighting alien bugs, failing to realize that more danger lays in wait. (imdb)

A young man, totally in love with an actress, has seen all 45 performances of her play, and hangs around at the back-stage entrance hoping to catch glimpses of her. But she thinks she is in love with the playboy leading man. When she learns that he is to marry another woman, she marries her young admirer to get back at him (imdb plot summary)

Brilliant researchers Lillian Reynolds and Michael Brace have developed a system of recording and playing back actual experiences of people... (imdb)

Musical mantra derived from machine-gun micro-montage. (imdb)

Kibar Feyzo is a good and naive guy from a village in Turkey. He wants to marry a girl, but her father is against this marriage as long as Feyzo does not pay for his daughter, an old traditional deal in the past of Turkey... (IMDB Comments)

A gentleman with a top hat, and a series of women with ever more ludicrous hats enter a movie theatre. They refuse to remove them, until a giant bucket forcibly removes one hat. All but one woman then remove their hats, and the bucket returns to remove the woman. (imdb)

Wong Kar-Wai's movie about two love-struck cops is filmed in impressionistic splashes of motion and color (imdb)

Animated version of the classic story

A hard-boiled hit man is caught between warring gangs