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A struggling comedy writer, fresh off a breakup and in the midst of the worst year of his life, returns to Sacramento to care for his dying mother.
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Third Person
Three interlocking love stories involving three couples in three cities: Rome, Paris, and New York. (imdb)
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Far and Away
A young Irish couple flee to the States, but subsequently struggle to obtain land and prosper freely.
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Darkened Room
Darkened Room (2002) - Short Film
In the first half of the film, a Japanese woman shows us her apartment in Tokyo and muses on the amount of bananas produced worldwide. The woman then tells us that her friend next door is sad. In the second half, a blonde woman (Jordan Ladd) sits on a sofa and cries. Then a brunette woman (Cerina Vincent) enters and says cruel things to her, before threatening to tell her the truth. The film ends with a fade to black... (Wikipedia.org)
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Barton Fink
In 1941, New York intellectual playwright Barton Fink comes to Hollywood to write a Wallace Beery wrestling picture. Staying in the eerie Hotel Earle, Barton develops severe writer's block. His neighbor, jovial insurance salesman Charlie Meadows, tries to help, but Barton continues to struggle as a bizarre sequence of events distracts him even further from his task. (imdb)
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Funeral Parade of Roses
The trials and tribulations of Eddie and other transvestites in Japan.
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Mad Love
In Paris, the great surgeon Dr. Gogol falls madly in love with stage actress Yvonne Orlac, and his ardor disturbs her quite a bit when he discovers to his horror that she is married to concert pianist Stephen Orlac...
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Boxcar Bertha
During the depression, a union leader and a young woman become criminals to exact revenge on the management of a railroad.
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CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
An elite team of police forensic evidence investigation experts work their cases in Las Vegas. (imdb)
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The Fearless Vampire Killers
A professor and his apprentice fall prey to their inquiring vampires, while on the trail of the ominous damsel in distress.
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