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Marty
Marty is a lonely butcher approaching middle-age. His Italian mother is incessantly hounding him to get married... (imdb)
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Yoyo
Yoyo is a tycoon longing for his long lost love. He finds her, but soon after they fall into poverty and have to join a circus.
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The Amazing Transparent Man
Paul Krenner, an ex-major with delusions of grandeur, has forced scientist Peter Ulof to develop a radiation-based technique to turn men invisible, with which process he plans to create an invisible army to sell to the highest bidder... (imdb)
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Pooh\
The Hundred Acre Wood crew is together again in Pooh's Heffalump Movie, this time learning the life lesson of being accepting of others' differences and the value of true friendship. (Disney)
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Shakes the Clown
Shakes plods about his duties as party clown, and uses all of his free time getting seriously drunk (imdb)
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The Private Life of a Cat
Documentary about cats
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Thieves Like Us
Classic romantic melodrama about three convicted killers, Bowie (Carradine), Chicamaw (Schuck), and T-Dub (Remsen)... (imdb)
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The Mandalorian
The travails of a lone gunfighter in the outer reaches of the galaxy, far from the authority of the New Republic. (imdb)
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Attack the Block
About a teen gang in South London defending their block from an alien invasion.
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The Best Intentions
The story of Ingmar Bergman's parents. In 1909, poor theology student Henrik Bergman falls in love with Anna Åkerbloom, the daughter of a rich family in Uppsala. After their wedding Henrik becomes a priest in the north of Sweden. After a few years Anna can't stand living in the rural county with the uncouth people. She returns to Uppsala, Henrik stays in the north. (imdb)
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