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The Black Hole
The Black Hole (2008) - Short Film
A 30 something man, Charlie, is working the night shift. He is very tired and has had a long day already. Everyone else has gone home and he has a huge pile of copying to do, with important deadlines for the next day. He is dazed from sleep deprivation and spinning out a little from his coffee high, necking Pro Plus and washing it down with his 5th cup... (imdb)
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The Ballad of Jack and Rose
A powerful and poetic feature about a man (Day-Lewis) who has cut himself off from the world that refuses to live up to his ideals, and a young girl's sensual coming-of-age. (IFC Films)
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Ordet
It is set among the peasants in West Jutland, and poses the question of whether miracles are possible (kirjasto.sci.fi)
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Knife+Heart
In the heart of the demonic Paris of the late 70s, Anne (Vanessa Paradis) made a career by producing pornographic films. To find the favors of his companion, Loïs (Kate Moran), Anne decides to change by financing a much more ambitious film, which she entrusts the direction to Archibald (Nicolas Maury). But a mysterious serial killer thwarts her plans and attacks all the actors involved in the project. (cineuropa.org)
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The Day After
A graphic, disturbing film about the effects of a devastating nuclear holocaust on small-town residents of eastern Kansas. (imdb)
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Total Recall
A factory worker, Douglas Quaid, begins to suspect that he is a spy after visiting Rekall - a company that provides its clients with implanted fake memories of a life they would like to have led - goes wrong and he finds himself on the run. (imdb)
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Saturn 3
Two lovers stationed at a remote base in the asteroid fields of Saturn are intruded upon by a retentive... (imdb)
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Vremena goda
Vremena goda (1975) - Short Film
Film-essay about shepherds living in the Armenian highlands, about the contradiction and the harmony between man and nature. (IMDB)
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I Love You, Beth Cooper
A nerdy valedictorian proclaims his love for the hottest and most popular girl in school - Beth Cooper (Panettiere) - during his graduation speech. Much to his surprise, Beth shows up at his door that very night and decides to show him the best night of his life.
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Greenberg
A New Yorker moves to Los Angeles in order to figure out his life while he housesits for his brother, and he soon sparks with his brother's assistant.
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