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A lovable but introverted penguin named Hubie plans to present his betrothal pebble to the bird of his dreams. (imdb)

Peter Brackett and Sabrina Peterson are two competing Chicago newspaper reporters who join forces to unravel the mystery behind a train derailment. (imdb)

A King has made a pact with a dragon where he sacrfices virgins to it, and the dragon leaves his kingdom alone... (imdb)

Bumbling Ernest P. Worrell is assigned to jury duty, where a crooked lawyer notices a resemblance with crime boss Mr. Nash, and arranges a switch. Nash assumes Ernest's job as a bank employee, while Ernest undergoes Nash's sentence to the electric chair. But instead of killing him, the electrocution gives Ernest superhuman powers, enabling him to escape from jail and foil Nash's attempt to rob the bank. (imdb)

In a new highrise, the elevators are involved in a suspicious number of accidents. (Leonard Maltin's Movie & Video Guide)

A group of strangers are trapped inside a bar. (imdb)

Based on the real-life relationship between teammates Brian Piccolo and Gale Sayers and the bond established when Piccolo discovers that he is dying. (imdb)

A young boy living in a mysterious, isolated seaside clinic uncovers the sinister purposes of his keepers, in this mesmerizing blend of body horror and surreal fantasy. (tiff.net)

A mother and her 6 year old daughter move into a creepy apartment whose every surface is permeated by water. (imdb)

An escaped murderer is in pursuit of his ex-girlfriend, who has fled to start a new life in a small town. (imdb)