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The plot of Bodyguards and Assassins revolves around Sun Yat Sen's crucial 1905 visit to Hong Kong, where he met with revolutionaries from all regions of China to share his strategy for overthrowing the Qing Dynasty. The Empress Dowager learns of Sun's plans and sends out her assassins, led by the eyebrowless giant, Yan Xiaoguo (Hu Jun), to kill him upon arrival... (shanghaiist.com)

When Shelly, a Playboy bunny, is tossed out of the mansion, she has nowhere to go until she falls in with the sorority girls from Zeta Alpha Zeta. The members of the sorority - who also have got to be the seven most socially clueless women on the planet - are about to lose their house. They need a dose of what only the eternally bubbly Shelley can provide... but they will each learn on their own to stop pretending to be what others want them to be and start being themselves.

A scientist discovers a way to relive your past and uses the technology to search for his long lost love. (imdb)

The night of August 24, 1572, is known as the Massacre of St. Bartholomew. In France a religious war is raging... (imdb)

Hoffman goes on the hunt in order to protect the secret that he is the newest person to carry on Jigsaw's legacy.

A trio of escaped prisoners (Clooney, Nelson, Turturro) embarks on the adventure of a lifetime as they set out to pursue their freedom and the promise of sharing in the division of a fortune in buried treasure. (Touchstone Pictures)

This is a sketch-comedy show. The twist here is that all of the sketches (Even the monologue) are connected in some strange way. (imdb)

Four 12-year-old girls grow up together during an eventful small-town summer in 1970. (imdb)

The lives of common people, who discover they have superpowers, intertwine in order to save the world from different threats. (imdb)

"Outbreak" meets "The Runaway Train" as a motley group of passengers are quarantined on a train destined to prevent the spread of the disease at the cost of their lives. Government intrigue, international smuggling, and the legend of the Cassandra Crossing add to the suspense. (imdb)