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A movie with no conventional plot: merely a collection of expertly photographed scenes. Subject matter has a highly environmental theme (imdb)

British comedian Jimmy Carr unleashes his deadpan delivery and wickedly funny one-liners to a sold-out audience at the UK's Hammersmith Apollo. (Netflix)

At a Catholic high school, the popular girl teams up with a sophomore reporter to investigate a case of stolen SAT exams. Once the duo target their suspects, a larger conspiracy is unearthed.

Robert Kearns takes on the Detroit automakers who he claims stole his idea for the intermittent windshield wiper.

The film centers on a contemporary married couple, charting their evolution over a span of years by cross-cutting between time periods.

Freshly fired from a strip club by a scummy boss, exotic dancer Nathalie (Coralie Revel) and bartender Sandrine (Sabrina Seyvecou) become roommates. The jobless duo soon pledges to use their sexual powers to invade the corporate world. It's not long before they find jobs at a bank, where Sandrine seduces the wealthy head of the firm (Roger Mirmont) and Nathalie chases his equally affluent son (Fabrice Deville) in this erotic French thriller.

This high-octane action/comedy finds successful New York investment banker Daryl Chase (Jones) suddenly on the run and having to switch identities with low-life petty thief Freddy Tiffany (Griffin). (Touchstone Pictures)

A coming of age comedy/drama for the post hip hop generation. Malcolm is a geek, carefully surviving life in The Bottoms, a tough neighborhood in Inglewood, CA filled gangsters and drugs dealers, while juggling his senior year of college applications, interviews and the SAT. His dream is to attend Harvard. A chance invitation to a big underground party leads Malcolm and his friends into a, only in Los Angeles, gritty adventure filed with offbeat characters and bad choices. (imdb)

A newly wed woman goes to the local shaman to get some help with her lovelife, but instead gets turned into a white reindeer vampire. (imdb)

Niyazi Gul, a veterinary surgeon leads what he considers a quiet life. He divides his time between teaching university students in the veterinary department and with his assistant Hediye's help, searching for the missing ingredient in a magic formula handed down from his grandfather. But when the troublesome lovers Sultan and Riza decide to race their horses and hear about Niyazi's elixir for animals, things begin to get complicated. Niyazi finds himself pitched into an action-packed adventure.