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Kodachrome
Set during the final days of the admired photo development system known as Kodachrome, a father and son hit the road in order to reach the Kansas photo lab before it closes its doors for good. (imdb)
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Shrew\
Spain, 1950s. Monte's agoraphobia keeps her locked in a sinister apartment in Madrid and her only link to reality is the little sister she lost her youth raising. But one day, a reckless young neighbor, Carlos, falls down the stairwell and drags himself to their door. Someone has entered the shrew's nest... perhaps he'll never leave. (imdb)
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Prada: Candy
Prada: Candy (2013) - Short Film
Candy is a modern chic french woman. She meets Julius and Gene, who are best friends, and cannot choose between them when both of them are fighting over her love.
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Witchfinder General
England is torn in civil strife as the Royalists battle the Parliamentary Party for control. This conflict... (imdb)
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Iluminacja
Get genial. Go to army. Blow your chance with the love of your life. Get sex, get married, get kids and social "respectability". Work in a well reputed scientific research institute. After such an impressive "carreer", start seeking your soul. To get it, leave everything behind and get to the monastery to become a monk. (IMDB Comments)
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Razorback
A wild, vicious pig terrorizes the Australian outback. The first victim is a small child who is killed. The child's granddad is brought to trial for killing the child but aquitted. The next victim is an American TV-journalist. Her husband Carl gets there and starts to search for the truth. (imdb)
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Maskeli besler intikam pesinde
The good guys go into prison unluckily. When they are outside, they decide to be socialized. On the other hand, there is a boy who is very ill. He needs medical treatment in America. But, it costs too much. Our heroes try to rob a bank in order to find money... (IMDB Comments)
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Sharktopus
Sharktopus (2010) - TV Movie
The U.S. Navy commissioned a group known as "Blue Water" to genetically engineer a half-shark, half-octopus for combat. During a demonstration off of Santa Monica, the beast escapes the control of its creators and makes its way to Puerto Vallarta... (wikipedia.org)
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Somewhere
A hard-living Hollywood actor re-examines his life after his 11-year-old daughter surprises him with a visit.
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Chocolate
Chocolate (2005) - Season 1, Episode 5
Masters of Horror - Season 1, Episode 5
Jamie (Henry Thomas) is a lonely and depressed and divorced young man who creates artificial flavorings until one day his life is hijacked by a series of random scenes in which he realizes that he is psychically linked to a beautiful young woman that he has never met. But when a violent image shakes him, Jamie decides to track down the woman and finds that her life is not all that it appears to be. (imdb)
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