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Engineer Jake Holman arrives aboard the gunboat U.S.S. San Pablo, assigned to patrol a tributary of the Yangtze in the middle of exploited and revolution-torn 1926 China. His iconoclasm and cynical nature soon clash with the "rice-bowl" system which runs the ship and the uneasy sybiosis between Chinese and foreigner on the river. (imdb)

Silently, a woman wakes on a beach as the tides go in reverse. Her dreamscape unfolds as she tries to locate a chess piece traveling from the beach to a party to a country road and then back. (imdb)

Conan O'Brien, a Harvard Lampoon alumnus, hosts this late-night comedy/talk-show which is often silly and whimsical. (imdb)

A woman with a mysterious illness is forced into action when a group of terrorists attempt to hijack a transatlantic overnight flight. (imdb)

A filmmaker trying to memorialize his murdered friend discovers that the woman who killed him was pregnant with his late friend's son. (imdb)

A Los Angeles detective seeks out the ruthless gang that stole his dog. (imdb)

When a tiny country is invaded by a dictator, a young Princess (later known as Rosie) is taken into custody by the Princess Protection Program... (imdb)

A pair of corporate spies who share a steamy past hook up to pull off the ultimate con job on their respective bosses.

Four brothers discover a treasure in their village, and decide to cash it in the big city. (imdb comments)

Martin Lawrence is back as the boldest, biggest and baddest Momma ever. This time, Lawrence transforms himself into Big Momma to avert a national security disaster. But saving the country is the least of Big Momma's problems, as he takes on his ultimate challenge -- being nanny/housekeeper to the suspect's dysfunctional family. (20th Century Fox)