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Santa with Muscles
An evil millionaire (Hulk Hogan) gets amnesia and then belives that he is Santa Claus. (imdb)
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Scary Movie 2
While "Scary Movie" targeted the onslaught of teen horror film flicks, the sequel takes aim at the root of the great classic horror movies. (Dimension Films)
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Godzilla vs. Hedorah
From Earth's pollution a new monster is spawned. Hedorah, the smog monster, destroys Japan and fights Godzilla while spewing his poisonous gas to further the damage. (imdb)
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The Enforcer
Dirty Harry must foil a terrorist organization made up of disgruntled Vietnam veterans. But this time, he's teamed with a rookie female partner that he's not too excited to be working with. (imdb)
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Sabaniye
The ever-popular Kemal Sunal stars in this comedy, where he must take on the guise of a woman named Sabaniye.
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Atlantic City
Lou is a small time gangster, who thinks he used to be something big. He meets up with a younger girl... (imdb)
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Avalon
A Russian Jewish family comes to the USA at the beginning of the Twentieth Century. There, the family and their children try to make themselves a better future in the so-called promised land. (imdb)
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Get Shorty
Chili Palmer (Travolta) is a Miami loan shark who's sent to Los Angeles to collect on a gambling debt from film producer Harry Zimm (Hackman). Chili soon discovers that loansharking was the perfect training ground for making movies...though you have to be ruthless to make it in Hollywood. (MGM)
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The Dot and the Line: A Romance in Lower Mathematics
Once upon a time there was a sensible straight line who was in love with a dot.
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The Princess Switch
When a down-to-earth Chicago baker and a soon-to-be princess discover they look like twins, they hatch a Christmastime plan to trade places.
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