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Yoga Hosers
Two teenage yoga enthusiasts team up with a legendary man-hunter to battle with an ancient evil presence that is threatening their major party plans. (imdb)
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Seven Chances
Jimmie Shannon is nearly bankrupt when an attorney presents grandfather's will leaving him 7 million dollars. In order to inherit it, Jimmie must marry before 7 pm on his 27th birthday - today!
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Shadows
Cassavetes' jazz-scored improvisational film explores interracial friendships and relationships in Beat-Era New York City.
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Cherrybomb
Three teenagers go on a wild weekend of drink, drugs, shop-lifting and stealing cars that quickly spins beyond their control. (imdb)
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The Contractor
A discharged U.S. Special Forces sergeant, James Harper, risks everything for his family when he joins a private contracting organization.
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Innocence
A look inside an offbeat boarding school for young girls.
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Going Places
Two whimsical, aimless thugs harass and assault women, steal, murder, and alternately charm, fight, or sprint their way out of trouble. They take whatever the bourgeois characters value: whether it's cars, peace of mind, or daughters. Marie-Ange, a jaded, passive hairdresser, joins them as lover, cook, and mother confessor. She's on her own search for seemingly unattainable sexual pleasure. (imdb)
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Tiny Furniture
About a recent college grad who returns home while she tries to figure out what to do with her life. (imdb)
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Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers
Six years ago, Michael Myers terrorized the town of Haddonfield, Illinois. He and his niece, Jamie Lloyd, have disappeared. Jamie was kidnapped by a bunch of evil druids who protect Michael Myers. And now, six years later, Jamie has escaped after giving birth to Michael's child... (imdb)
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The Legend of the Suram Fortress
A film version of a well-known Russian folk-tale. A young boy has to be immured into the walls of a fortress in order to stop it from crumbling to pieces. (imdb)
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