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A man diagnosed with Alzheimer's decides to punish criminals. (imdb)

The G.I. Joes are not only fighting their mortal enemy Cobra; they are forced to contend with threats from within the government that jeopardize their very existence. (imdb)

Convinced he'll graduate with honors because of his thesis paper, a stuffy Harvard student finds his paper being held hostage by a homeless man, who might be the guy to school the young man in life. (imdb)

Hilary Duff stars as Terri Fletcher, a small town girl with the voice of a big-time singer. When personal tragedy interrupts her steady life, Terri defies her father's wishes and secretly heads off to spend a summer at a Los Angeles performing arts academy. (New Line Cinema)

Love and injury in time of war. Attilio de Giovanni teaches poetry in Italy. He has a romantic soul, and women love him. But he is in love with Vittoria, and the love is unrequited. Every night he dreams of marrying her, in his boxer shorts and t-shirt, as Tom Waits sings. Vittoria travels to Iraq with her friend, Fuad, a poet; they are there with the second Gulf War breaks out. Vittoria is injured. Attilio must get to her side, and then, as war rages around him, he must find her the medical care she needs. In war, does love conquer all? (imdb)

Strange aliens land in the Midwest, taking over people's minds in order to spread their dominion. Sam Nivens (Eric Thal) and Andrew Nivens (Donald Sutherland), aided by Mary Sefton (Julie Warner), are part of a government agency who must stop the the aliens before the aliens get to them... (imdb)

Contemporary version of the Bizet opera, with new lyrics and an African-American cast. (imdb)

A deformed bellringer must assert his independence from a vicious government minister in order to help his friend, a gypsy dancing girl. (imdb)

Turkish comedy set in a casino

The Minivers, an English "middle-class" family experience life in the first months of World War II. (imdb)