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In Cornwall, around 1800, a young woman discovers that she's living near a gang of criminals who arrange shipwrecks for profit. (imdb)

A butcher in old Paris spends his days slaughtering horses and his nights caring for his bizarre and mute teenage daughter.

The employees of an independent music store learn about each other as they try anything to stop the store being absorbed by a large chain. (imdb)

A random invitation to a Halloween party leads a man into the hands of a rogue collective intent on murdering him for the sake of their art, sparking a bloodbath of mishap, mayhem and hilarity. (imdb)

Julia, a 25 year-old university student, two weeks pregnant, with no criminal record, is sent to prison. Julia murdered two men; one, the father of her child. This story addresses maternity, jail and Justice; confinement, guilt and solitude; but above all it deals with Julia and her son, Tomas, born inside an Argentinean prison. (imdb)

A rift in the universe forces the planet express team to try and fix it.

To avoid a potentially explosive scandal when the U.S. President goes into a coma, an affable temp agency owner with an uncanny resemblance, is put in his place.

The story behind Commissioner James Gordon's rise to prominence in Gotham City in the years before Batman's arrival. (imdb)

Two friends try to form a heavy metal band with a cellist for the Battle of the Bands. (imdb)

The film features Jan Bijvoet in the title role as Camiel Borgman whose arrival in a residential area disrupts the life of the carefully constructed façade of an arrogant, wealthy couple, their three children and the nanny. In fact, Borgman may actually be the Devil. (ropeofsilicon.com)