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Three Thousand Years of Longing
A lonely scholar, on a trip to Istanbul, discovers a Djinn who offers her three wishes in exchange for his freedom. What she wants is love, but can and should he grant it to her? (imdb)
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Family Matters
Family Matters (1989) - TV Series
Long-running "Perfect Strangers" spin-off series centering on the Winslow family and their pesky next-door neighbor, ultra-nerd Steve Urkel. (imdb)
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8 Heads in a Duffel Bag
All gangster Tommy Spinelli (Pesci) wants to do is board a plane and get to San Diego so that he can deliver his carry-on duffel bag to his boss. Unfortunately, the bag is dumped during boarding and is switched with that of a Mexican-bound medical student...who has no idea that the bag he now carries contains the severed heads of eight Los Angeles gang- sters! (MGM)
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Manhattan
A divorced New Yorker currently dating a high-schooler brings himself to look for love in the mistress of his best friend instead (imdb)
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The Impossible
Juan Antonio Bayona (The Orphanage) recreates the 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami in terrifyingly vivid detail in this grueling survival story about a married couple (Naomi Watts and Ewan McGregor) searching for their missing children in the aftermath of the disaster. (tiff.net)
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Charles Darwin and the Tree of Life
Documentary on Charles Darwin.
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Ghostbusters
Three unemployed parapsychology professors set up shop as a unique ghost removal service.
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The Mouse That Roared
An impoverished backward nation declares a war on the United States of America, hoping to lose. (imdb)
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Mr. Jones
A Welsh journalist breaks the news in the western media of the famine in the Soviet Union in the early 1930s.
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Lie to Me
Lie to Me (2009) - TV Series
About Cal Lightman, the world's leading deception expert who studies facial expressions and involuntary body language to expose the truth behind the lies. (imdb)
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