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A young writer tries to impress a girl he meets online with an embellished profile, but he finds himself in a real mess when she falls for him and he has to keep up the act. (imdb)

Woody Allen's latest film is the fanciful biography of a legendary jazz guitarist, Emmet Ray, who clashed with lovers, gangsters, musicians and success itself in the 1930's Jazz scene. Sean Penn stars as the fictional musical genius who during the Swing Era was on his way up but could never settle down. (Sony Pictures Classics)

THE LONGEST RIDE centers on the star-crossed love affair between Luke, a former champion bull rider looking to make a comeback, and Sophia, a college student who is about to embark upon her dream job in New York City's art world. As conflicting paths and ideals test their relationship, Sophia and Luke make an unexpected and fateful connection with Ira, whose memories of his own decades-long romance with his beloved wife deeply inspire the young couple. (imdb)

A family of rednecks and a pair of swingers do battle with one another for the rights to the title "The Filthiest People Alive." (imdb)

Servet is working as an accountant in a large scale firm. With his greedy wife's provocations, he decides to stole a huge amount of money from his boss. Making a plan with his three other friends, he sets off, but everything gets messed up and four buddies get into real deep trouble. (malatyafilmfest.com)

Animated shapes dance to Cuban music. This was one of the first animations to be painted directly onto the film. (imdb)

A bored, unhappy suburban housewife gets mixed up in witchcraft and murder. (imdb)

In Mexico, two teenage boys and an attractive older woman embark on a road trip and learn a thing or two about life, friendship, sex, and each other.

Aphex Twin, ambient-music pioneer extraordinaire, turns the music video on its head--and does a little "playerhating"--in "Windowlicker." We promise you've never seen hot babes like these before! (iFilm)

Tetsu has joined his yakuza boss in going straight, but when a rival gang threatens to bring them back into the gang wars...