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Willowdean ('Dumplin'), the plus-size teenage daughter of a former beauty queen, signs up for her mom's Miss Teen Bluebonnet pageant as a protest that escalates when other contestants follow her footsteps, revolutionizing the pageant and their small Texas town.

F.Scott Fitzgerald's novel is brought to life in this story of a movie producer slowly working himself to death. (imdb)

Conrad Birdie is the biggest rock & roll star of the 60's ever to be drafted. Aspiring chemist and song writer Albert is convinced he can make his fortune and marry his girlfriend Rosie if he gets Conrad on the Ed Sullivan show to kiss a high school girl goodbye... (imdb)

A claim jumper and a pioneer woman team up to escort three insane women from Nebraska to Iowa. (imdb)

A small group of survivors are left behind after millions of people suddenly vanish and the world is plunged into chaos and destruction. (imdb)

Paranoia & Superstition in 15th Century Europe. (imdb)

Albert Brooks directs himself as a successful film editor with far too many issues that affects the relationship between he and his remarkably patient girlfriend. (imdb)

Four brothers discover a treasure in their village, and decide to cash it in the big city. (imdb comments)

Three elderly distinguished gentlemen are searching for some excitement in their boring borgoueis lives and gets in contact with one of count Dracula's servants. In a nightly ceremony they restore the count back to life. The three men killed Dracula's servant and as a revenge, the count makes sure that the gentlemen are killed one by one by their own sons. (imdb)

A Mad Max-esque post apocalyptic world provides the backdrop for a brutal, futuristic game resembling football... (imdb)