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Vin Diesel stars as Navy SEAL Shane Wolfe who, as an elite member of the world's fiercest and most highly trained force thought he was prepared to take on any duty no matter how perilous or impossible -- until he tried baby-sitting. (Disney)

A vampire hunter fights to save a besieged city from an army of otherworldly creatures controlled by Dracula. (imdb)

A mysterious woman persuades two cowboys to help her in a revenge scheme.

The story of two seemingly very different men, caught up in a stupendous battle of egos. Max Fairbanks (DeVito) is a very wealthy, powerful man who has built an incredibly successful business empire by being ruthless. Kevin Caffrey (Lawrence) is a sophisticated procurer of other people's possessions. An accidental meeting brings the two men together, and in a simple moment their fates are sealed. (MGM)

"Star Wars" fans travel to Skywalker Ranch to steal an early copy of "Episode I: The Phantom Menace".

The Ferngully rainforest is endangered. Only Chrysta, a little fairy can save this magical world from the evil Hexxus. (imdb)

Short movie based on the video game Portal.

A thriller that revolves around the key people at a investment bank over a 24-hour period during the early stages of the 2008 financial crisis.

Ali Osman is a penitent hoodlum. He accepts that he's killed people who have deserved it, but believes he hasn't done anything truly immoral. This is not true of Devran -- a new gangster who knows no rules. (IMDB Comments)

After America is ravaged by a zombie plague, a band of survivors fights the living dead while they cross the nation.