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Withnail & I
London 1969 - two 'resting' (unemployed and unemployable) actors, Withnail and Marwood decide to leave their squalid Camden flat for an idyllic holiday in the countryside, courtesy of Withnail's uncle Monty's country cottage (imdb)
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My Own Private Idaho
Surreal character study focusing on the friendship between two male hustlers, Mike and Scott, in Portland, Oregon. They live on the streets, do drugs, and sell themselves to men and women. Mike (River Phoenix) is quiet, gay and suffers from narcolepsy. Abandoned as a child, he is obsessed with finding his long-lost mother. Scott (Keanu Reeves) is the rebellious son of a high-ranking family, who lives this life mostly to embarrass his father... (imdb)
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Marcel the Shell with Shoes On
Marcel is an adorable one-inch-tall shell who ekes out a colorful existence with his grandmother Connie and their pet lint, Alan. Once part of a sprawling community of shells, they now live alone as the sole survivors of a mysterious tragedy. But when a documentary filmmaker discovers them amongst the clutter of his Airbnb, the short film he posts online brings Marcel millions of passionate fans, as well as unprecedented dangers and a new hope at finding his long-lost family. (A24)
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Miss Violence
Greek director Alexandros Avranas' chilling and incisive drama recounts an 11-year-old girl's inexplicable suicide -- and the family secrets that surround the tragedy. (tiff.net)
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Sharp Objects
Sharp Objects (2018) - TV Mini-Series
A reporter confronts the psychological demons from her past when she returns to her hometown to cover a violent murder. (imdb)
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Transparent
Transparent (2014) - TV Series
An LA family with serious boundary issues have their past and future unravel when a dramatic admission causes everyone's secrets to spill out. (imdb)
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Meet Dave
Dave Ming Chang (Eddie Murphy), newly arrived in New York City, may be the ultimate fish out of water. There's something about him that's not quite right - for starters, he seems remarkably out of place and uncomfortable in his own body. And for good reason: "Dave" is not a man at all, but a ship made in the image of its miniature-sized captain. It's Eddie Murphy in Eddie Murphy in "Meet Dave".
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Custody
A broken marriage leads to a bitter custody battle with an embattled son at the centre. (imdb)
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Fatman
Santa Claus must contend with a hitman sent from a disappointed child. (imdb)
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12:08 East of Bucharest
Sixteen years after the Revolution and just days before Christmas, a local television station in Bucharest has invited several guests to share their moments of glory, as they allegedly stormed city hall, chanting "down with Ceasescu!", before Romanian dictator Nicolae Ceausescu, and his wife fled the presidential palace by helicopter so many years ago. (Tartan USA)
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