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Destroy All Monsters
Aliens take control of Earth's monsters and begin using them to destroy the human race. (imdb)
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Nothing But Trouble
A businessman finds he and his friends the prisoners of a sadistic judge and his equally odd family in the backwoods of a bizarre mansion. (imdb)
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Outpost
In a seedy bar in a town ravaged by war, mysterious businessman Hunt hires ex-marine D.C. to assemble a crack team of ex-soldiers to protect him on a dangerous journey into no-man's land... (imdb)
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Help!
Ringo finds himself the human sacrifice target of a cult and the band must try to protect him from it. (imdb)
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Young Torless
At a boarding school in the pre-war Austro-Hungarian Empire, a pair of students torture one of their fellow classmates... (imdb)
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Türk İşi Dondurma
The two Turks living in Australia provide their livelihood by selling ice-cream with a wheelbarrow. In 1915 they learned that there was a war in the country. They decide to go to Çanakkale. However, the authorities do not allow them to leave the island. At that time, propaganda against the Turks in Australia began to be made. They learn that the British are distributing leaflets to recruit soldiers in Australia. And they decide to give their struggle in Australia. (imdb)
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The Visitor
The soul of a young girl with telekinetic powers becomes the prize in a fight between forces of God and the Devil. (imdb)
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Lemonade Joe
Satirising the American Western genre, Lemonade Joe is the clean living gun fighter who drinks only Kolaloka lemonade and takes on a town full of whiskey drinking cowboys. It is a musical comedy parodying the old silent westerns, with colour tinting, speeded up fight scenes including the obligatory breaking bannister. (wikipedia.org)
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Teyzem
The story is very realistic and touchy. It is so successful at telling hypocritical morality of a conservative "Turkish family. The pressure implied on women for keeping family honor" whereas conniving mistreatment of those women. Such mistreatment lead Uftade, the youngest daughter of the family and the aunt of the story teller- become schizophrenia over years...
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The Day the Earth Stood Still
A remake of the 1951 classic sci-fi film about an alien visitor and his giant robot counterpart who visit Earth.
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