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The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner
A juvenile offender at a tough reform school impresses its governor with his running ability and is encouraged to compete in an upcoming race, but faces ridicule from his peers.
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Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World
Albert Brooks provides an inspired and comedic view of America's approach to other cultures. (Warner Independent Pictures)
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Blood Feast
Egyptian caterer busies himself collecting body parts from young maidens in order to bring Ishtar, an ancient goddess of good and evil back to life. When he has prepared enough parts for the ceremony, he hypnotizes a woman giving an engagement party for her daughter, at which he plans to perform the ancient rites of summons, using the daughter as his final sacrifice. (imdb)
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Neighbors
A couple with a newborn baby face unexpected difficulties after they are forced to live next to a fraternity house. (imdb)
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The Legend of Drunken Master
When Chan mixes up his luggage during a train trip, he finds himself at odds with evil foreigners trying to steal sacred imperial treasures. Never before have such elaborate, acrobatic fight sequences been captured on film. (Dimension Films)
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Johnny Mnemonic
A data courier, carrying a data package literally inside his head too large to hold for long, must deliver it before he dies from it. (imdb)
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Waking Sleeping Beauty
A look behind the scenes at the re-birth of Disney animation (imdb)
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Summer School
High School coach Freddy Shoop (Harmon) has plans: summer in Hawaii. But the vice-principal has plans for Freddy, too. Teaching remedial English. Aloha, paradise. Hello, Summer School. Shoop and his class of likable misfits survive goof-ups and good times on the road to academic success... and the self-respect that goes with it. (Paramount)
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44 Inch Chest
After his wife, Liz (Joanne Whalley), cheats on him, gangster Colin Diamond (Ray Winstone) gets his revenge by enlisting his underworld pals to kidnap her hunky French lover (Melvil Poupaud) in the feature debut of director Malcolm Venville. Top British actors including Ian McShane, John Hurt and Tom Wilkinson round out the cast of the crime thriller, penned by the screenwriters of another memorable Winstone vehicle, Sexy Beast.
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Chlopaki nie placza
Two college students (one who has major problems when it comes to women), decide to higher prostitutes and have a good time. Everything goes smoothly until they realize that they dont have enough money to pay for the ladies' services. This is where the problems start... (IMDB Comments)
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