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Shinjuku Triad Society
The first of a three-film series known as the Black Society Trilogy. Corrupt cop Tatsuhito disregards any and all regulations in his attempt to bring down Wang, an inhumanely cruel criminal who lords over an empire that makes its fortune from the debasing of human beings. (All Movie)
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Serial Mom
A sweet mother takes a little too much at heart for the defence of her family. (imdb)
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Dirty Love
In the slapstick comedy Dirty Love, Jenny McCarthy is gorgeous, goofy and gross all at once in this hilarious take on one woman's chaotic quest for true love. (First Look Pictures Releasing)
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No Escape
Robbins is sent to prison for the assassination of his general officer, a prison you only get out of when you die... (imdb)
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John Carter
Transplanted to Mars, a Civil War vet discovers a lush planet inhabited by 12-foot tall barbarians. Finding himself a prisoner of these creatures, he escapes, only to encounter a princess who is in desperate need of a savior. (imdb)
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Chain Reaction
Two researchers in a green alternative energy project are put on the run when they are framed for murder and treason. (imdb)
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Sugar
Dominican baseball star Miguel "Sugar" Santos is recruited to play in the U.S. minor-leagues
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Christine
A nerdish boy buys a strange car with a evil mind of its own and his nature starts to change to reflect it. (imdb)
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Gambit
An art curator decides to seek revenge on his abusive boss by conning him into buying a fake Monet, but his plan requires the help of an eccentric and unpredictable Texas rodeo queen. (imdb)
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Lord of War
The film, based on fact, follows the globetrotting exploits of arms dealer Yuri Orlov (Cage). Through some of the deadliest war zones, Yuri struggles to stay one step ahead of a relentless Interpol agent (Hawke), his business rivals, even some of his customers who include many of the world's most notorious dictators. Finally, Yuri must also face his own conscience. (Lions Gate)
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