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Based on the 'Transformers' spinoff 'Beast Wars' which feature robots that transform into robotic animals (imdb.com).

Three kids hire a low-budget bodyguard to protect them from the playground bully. (imdb)

Nearly twenty years after their hit TV series was canceled, the five stars of "Galaxy Quest" are still in costume, making appearances at science fiction conventions for their legions of die-hard fans. They unexpectedly find themselves back in action when a group of aliens arrive at a convention and whisk Commander Taggart (Allen) and his crew into space to help them in their all-too-real war against a deadly adversary. (Dreamworks)

Following a tragic car accident in Greece, Beckett, an American tourist, finds himself at the center of a dangerous political conspiracy and on the run for his life.

Gustave Manda, better known as Gu, a dangerous gangster, escapes from jail. He goes to Paris to join Manouche and other friends, and get involved in a gangland killing. Before leaving the country with Manouche, Gu needs a final job to get some money. But that's not so simple when you have Inspector Blot tracking you, and have to deal with the consequences of the shooting in Paris... (imdb)

An American ambassador learns to his horror that his son is actually the literal Antichrist. (imdb)

Their women having been enslaved by the local pack of lesbian vampires thanks to an ancient curse, the remaining menfolk of a rural town send two hapless young lads out onto the moors as a sacrifice. (imdb)

In Dave Chappelle's second hour-long stand up special, he takes on San Francisco with his edgy and unpredictable brand of comedy. (imdb comments)

Continuing the story of Max and his pet friends, following their secret lives after their owners leave them for work or school each day. (imdb)

A father recounts a dark period of his childhood when he and his little brother lived in the suburbs. (imdb)