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An imprisoned vampire, Barnabas Collins, is set free and returns to his ancestral home, where his dysfunctional descendants are in need of his protection. (imdb)

A twisted tale of two estranged sisters whose reunion is cut short by the rise of flesh-possessing demons, thrusting them into a primal battle for survival as they face the most nightmarish version of family imaginable. (imdb)

This hilarious three-reel farce from director Ernst Lubitsch stars Ossi Oswalda as Ossi, a vivacious young woman whose ideas of fun -- smoking cigarettes, playing cards, dating boys -- unnerves her stodgy Uncle (Ferry Silka) and even stodgier Governess (Margareta Kupfer). (All Movie Guide)

A Watts teenager becomes so immersed in his violent world, he can't get out. (New Line Cinema)

Salih and Gurkan are musicians. They are at about to perform on stage at a wedding and being prepared in a warehouse. At the same time two mafia guys get a security guard to interrogate in that warehouse and killed him. Salih And Gurkan's mafia duties are just about to start. They had to dissappear the body for their own life.

In a penitentiary, four prisoners occupy a cell: Carrère (Gérald Laroche), who used his company to commit a fraud and was betrayed by his wife; the drag Marcus (Clovis Cornillac) and his protégée, the retarded Paquerette (Dimitri Rataud), who ate his six months sister; and the intellectual, Lassalle (Philippe Laudenbach) who killed his wife... (imdb)

Pulled to the far side of the Galaxy, where the Federation is 75 years away at maximum warp speed, a Starfleet ship must cooperate with Maquis rebels to find a way home. (imdb)

In this, the third film, it's the pets who do the talking. The Ubriacco's find themselves the owners of two dogs... (imdb)

A reconstruction of the trial of Joan of Arc (based entirely on the transcripts of the real-life trial)... (imdb)

A psychological thriller about a man who bumps into an old flame and subsequently becomes obsessed with her, leading him to hold her captive underneath the animal shelter where he works.