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Octave (Dujardin) is a succesful publicist working in the hippest advertisement company in Paris. His life is a collection of hedonistic and excessive parties. He's the one who wears the latest clothes from the big brands before even they come out. His life on the edge comes to a screeching halt when he leaves his girlfriend who was pregnant and gets hospitalized from overdose. From then on, he begins to view his life differently, but the advertisement world he lives in is still the same.

It's known that the President will be passing through a certain small town... and it's known that someone will attempt to kill him there. (imdb)

A 'tragic-farce,' Bulworth takes a comedic look at race and class in the United States, campaign finance, and the power of big money and media in America. (Twentieth Century Fox)

A handsome, successful fashion photographer (Poupaud) learns that he has a malignant brain tumor that will soon kill him. Hiding his diagnosis, he alienates his family and his young boyfriend, but during a short stay with his grandmother (Moreau), his vulnerability is met with a big heart and sound advice. A chance encounter with a roadside café waitress (Bruni-Tedeschi) results in an unusual bargain that provides a happy, playful dimension to the proceedings. (Strand Releasing)

When a worldly singer witnesses a mob crime, the police hide her as a nun in a traditional convent where she has trouble fitting in. (imdb)

Coming-of-age story about a 15-year-old boy, Oscar, who falls in love with his stepmother, Eve. (imdb)

A fleet of ships is forced to do battle with an armada of unknown origins in order to discover and thwart their destructive goals. (imdb)

The young Limburg cattle farmer Jacky Vanmarsenille is approached by an unscrupulous veterinarian to make a shady deal with a notorious West-Flemish beef trader... (imdb)

The U.S. government recruits Machete to battle his way through Mexico in order to take down an arms dealer who looks to launch a weapon into space. (imdb)

Cops question six people about the rape and murder of a beautiful vagrant (imdb)