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Buffoonish Ernest and his dimwitted pal Abner unearth a huge cannon reputed to contain the crown jewels of England. (imdb)

Miska and his family immigrates after Russia takes over Turkey. they move to the state of Kars, where he meets and falls in love with Pabuc. Years pass, and Pabuc has become the crazy-old lady of the village, and Miska has lost all of his family. Nobody but Miska understands why she acts so cranky and mad. later on we see what it takes to bring these two together again.

A documentary spanning the origins and life of the Nightmare on Elm Street franchise, from the first film up until Freddy vs. Jason.

Charlotte Hollis, wealthy southern spinster, is shunned by her community for the grizzly murder some 40 years prior of her intended, John Mayhew. Even though her guilt in the matter was never proven, the townspeople liken her to a modern-day Lizzie Borden (imdb)

A story about two brothers that stretches from Istanbul to Marmaris.

Ottoman Sultan Mehmed II wages an epic campaign to take the Byzantine capital of Constantinople and shapes the course of history for centuries. (imdb)

Two mysterious orphan children have extraordinary powers and are chased by a scheming millionaire. But where do these kids really call home? (imdb)

Milquetoast Henry Limpet experiences his fondest wish and is transformed into a fish. As a talking fish... (imdb)

Natives of a small isolated town, defend themselves against strange underground creatures which are killing them one by one. (imdb)

A couple of creative losers accidently become big shots in the video music industry (imdb)