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A motivational speaker discovers that the inheritance his father left for him is in the form of an elephant. (imdb)

The story of four disparate souls whose lives are bound up in the fate of an old salvage boat... (All Movie Guide)

A family reunion spirals into a night of terror when mysterious assailants wearing animal masks lay siege against the clan. (mubi.com)

Josie, the daughter of the town's wealthiest businessman, faces problems at home and wishes to leave home... (imdb)

Limited series adaptation of the classic Joseph Heller novel. (imdb)

The Hamiltons seem to be an ordinary American family, living in a small town in Northern California and dealing with the problems of everyday life. They've also been recently adjusting to the untimely death of their parents... (imdb)

An abused, (allegedly) mentally handicapped parking attendant fetishizes the first movie and decides to make a human centipede of his own.

9-year old Karl Lejon, 'Skorpan' is suffering from tuberculosis and knows that he will die soon. But his older brother Jonathan tries to comfort him by promising that they one day will meet in Nangijala, a magic country beyond the stars. (imdb)

Is religion the opiate of the people, or something darker? A pilgrim happens on an unfinished cathedral, with Gothic vaults and Gaudiesque echoes, poised on the edge of a cliff. As he walks through, statuary appears, and these figures hold the key to the essence of religion. Do insight and discovery await the pilgrim? (imdb)

Set to the backdrop of Awesome Mixtape #2, 'Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2' continues the team's adventures as they unravel the mystery of Peter Quill's true parentage. (imdb)