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Minions: The Rise of Gru
The untold story of one twelve-year-old's dream to become the world's greatest supervillain (IMDb).
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Last Week Tonight with John Oliver
Former Daily Show Correspondent John Oliver brings his persona to this new weekly news satire program. (imdb)
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Pursued
Set in New Mexico around the turn of the century and told in flashback, the film tells the story of Jeb (Mitchum) whose entire family was slaughtered when he was a young boy. The vision haunts him into adulthood, but the rest of his childhood is forgotten. When the killers discover that Jeb was the only family member to survive, they vow to kill him too... (Wikipedia.org)
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Bring It On: In It to Win It
Bring it On 4 features the rival cheerleading teams the West Coast Sharks and the East Coast Jets competing for a chance at a global tour. But when their rivalry causes injuries to both of their teams will they go home or team up and bring it on?
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Elles
A female journalist, researching an article for the French magazine "Elle" on young prostitutes, is immediately drawn to two young woman. One is Polish and the other French, and while they seem normal, well-adjusted women, the stories they share with her expose the sexual fantasies of their male clients, and force the middle-aged writer to examine her own life and family. (tiff.net)
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The Ornithologist
Fernando, a solitary ornithologist, is looking for black storks, a species under threat, along a remote river in northern Portugal, when he is swept away by the rapids. Rescued by a couple of Chinese pilgrims on the road to Santiago de Compostela, he plunges into an eerie and dark forest, trying to get back on his track. But gradually, as he encounters unexpected and uncanny obstacles and people who put him to the test, Fernando is impelled to extreme actions which transform him. (Locarno)
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Blood for Dracula
Udo Kier is without a doubt the sickliest of vampires in any director's interpretation of the Bram Stoker tale... (imdb)
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Dumb Money
Dumb Money is the ultimate David vs. Goliath tale, based on the insane true story of everyday people who flipped the script on Wall Street and got rich by turning GameStop (yes, the mall videogame store) into the world's hottest company.
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Little Voice
A magical musical comedy about the power and perils of expression. (Miramax Films)
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Oxygen
A woman who wakes in a cryogenic chamber with no recollection of how she got there, must find a way out before running out of air. (imdb)
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