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Three Little Pigs
When a hungry wolf starts blowing down some pigs' houses, they take refuge in their sensible brother's brick house.
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Bad Words
A spelling bee loser sets out to exact revenge by finding a loophole and attempting to win as an adult. (imdb)
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The Commune
A story about the clash between personal desires vs. solidarity and tolerance in a Danish commune in the 70's. (imdb)
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Entr'acte (1924) - Short Film
An absolute dada movie. Somebody gets killed, his coffin gets out of control and after a chase it stops. The person gets out of it and let everybody who followed the coffin dissapear. (imdb)
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Drácula
At midnight on Walpurgis Night, an English clerk, Renfield, arrives at Count Dracula's castle in the Carpathian Mountains. After signing papers to take over a ruined abbey near London, Dracula drives Renfield mad and commands obedience... (imdb)
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Spanking the Monkey
Raymond Aibelli is a promising medical student ready to begin a prestigious summer internship. But Susan, his mother, is immobilized by a broken leg, and his father Tom, a travelling salesman, makes Raymond stay home and take care of his mother, an attractive though unhappy woman. (imdb)
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Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask
Seven segments related to one another only in that they all purport to be based on sections of the book by David Reuben... (imdb)
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Dixie Chicks: Shut Up and Sing
At a time when the United States is fighting for democracy and freedom in another country, this documentary raises questions about our own right to freedom of speech and the negative consequences it sometimes has. (The Weinstein Company)
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Man on a Ledge
As a police psychologist works to talk down an ex-con who is threatening to jump from a Manhattan hotel rooftop, the biggest diamond heist ever committed is in motion... (imdb)
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Minari
A Korean family moves to Arkansas to start a farm in the 1980s. (imdb)
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