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The Champ
Billy Flynn, an ex box champion, is now horse trainer in Hialeah. He makes just enough money to raise his little boy T.J... (imdb)
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Solntse
As Japan nears defeat at the end of World War II, Emperor Hirohito starts his day in a bunker underneath the Imperial Palace in Toyko. A servant reads to him a list of activities for the day, including a meeting with his ministers, marine biology research, and writing his son. Hirohito muses about the impact on such schedules when the Americans arrive but is told that as long as there is a solitary Japanese person living, the Americans will not reach The Emperor... (imdb)
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Only God Forgives
Julian, a drug-smuggler thriving in Bangkok's criminal underworld, sees his life get even more complicated when his mother compels him to find and kill whoever is responsible for his brother's recent death. (imdb)
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Richard Pryor: Live in Concert
A classic stand-up comedy performance from Richard Pryor.
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Ted Lasso
Ted Lasso (2020) - TV Series
Follows US American Football coach Ted Lasso heading to the UK to manage a struggling London soccer team in the top flight of English football.
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Human Centipede II (Full Sequence)
An abused, (allegedly) mentally handicapped parking attendant fetishizes the first movie and decides to make a human centipede of his own.
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The Human Voice
The Human Voice (2021) - Short Film
Tilda Swinton swallows up the screen as a woman traumatized by the end of a relationship in Pedro Almodóvar's new short film. An impeccably designed yet combustible adaptation of Jean Cocteau's 1930 play The Human Voice, it marks the Spanish director's English-language debut. (NYFF)
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The Crazies
The military attempts to contain a manmade combat virus that causes death and permanent insanity in those infected, as it overtakes a small Pennsylvania town. (imdb)
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Davaro
A young man returning from 2 years of hard work in Germany to his village in Turkey. He went there to earn money so he can marry the girl he loves. (imdb comments)
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Kanal
A symbolic depiction of hell on Earth, set in the last days of the Warsaw uprising in 1944. (imdb)
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