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Van Helsing
Gabriel Van Helsing (Jackman) is a man cursed with a past he cannot recall and driven by a mission he cannot deny. Charged by a secret organization to seek out and defeat evil the world over, his efforts to rid the world of its nightmarish creatures have been rewarded with the title that now follows him: murderer. (Universal Pictures)
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Isle of Dogs
Set in Japan, Isle of Dogs follows a boy's odyssey in search of his dog. (imdb)
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Sound City
A documentary on the fabled recording studio that was located in Van Nuys, California. (imdb)
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Living
An English-language adaptation of the script of "Ikiru" (1952), set in London in the 1950s.
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The Starving Games
In this Hunger Games spoof, Kantmiss Evershot must fight for her life in the 75th annual Starving Games, where she could also win an old ham, a coupon for a footlong sub, and a partially-eaten pickle! (imdb)
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Demonic Toys
Demonic Toys (1992) - Direct-to-Video
A policewoman, her quarry and an innocent delivery boy become trapped in a haunted toy warehouse (imdb)
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Pitch Perfect
Beca, a freshman at Barton University, is cajoled into joining The Bellas, her school's all-girls singing group. Injecting some much needed energy into their repertoire, The Bellas take on their male rivals in a campus competition. (imdb)
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The Parking Lot Movie
"It's not just a parking lot, it's a battle with humanity." The Parking Lot Movie is a documentary about a singular parking lot in Charlottesville
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Best in Show
The owners (and handlers) of five show dogs head for the Mayflower Kennel Club Dog Show. A film crew interviews them as they prepare for the trip, arrive at Philly's Taft Hotel, and compete. From Florida come the Flecks: she keeps running into old lovers. A wordless ancient in a wheelchair and his buxom trophy wife who may have a thing for the dog's handler own the two-time defending best in show, a poodle... (imdb)
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Feast II: Sloppy Seconds
The monsters have made it into a small neighboring town in the middle of nowhere and the locals have to band with the survivors of the bar' slaughter to figure out how to survive. (imdb)
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