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The Smurfs
The Smurfs (1981) - TV Series
The Smurfs are little blue creatures that live in mushroom houses in a forest inhabited mainly by their own kind. The smurfs average daily routine is attempting to avoid Gargomel, an evil man who wants to kill our little blue friends. (imdb)
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Kalifornia
A journalist duo go on a tour of serial killer murder sites with two companions, unaware that one of them is a serial killer himself. (imdb)
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Passion
A young businesswoman plots murderous revenge after her boss and mentor steals her idea. (imdb)
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The Impossible Voyage
Using every known means of transportation, several savants from the Geographic Society undertake a journey... (imdb)
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Death Rides a Horse
As a child, Bill witnesses the murder of his family by four robbers. Fifteen years later, he embarks on his revenge. During his quest, he crosses paths with Ryan, an ex-con who wants the money the robbers owe him. (imdb)
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The Bedroom Window
Terry is having an affair with his boss' wife Sylvia. One night after an office party they are together and Sylvia witnesses an attack on Denise from Terry's bedroom window. She doesn't want to expose their relationship and so is reluctant about talking to the police. Terry, wanting to help, gives the police the description of the attacker. He soon becomes the main suspect in the case. He then sets to find the real rapist/killer with some help from victim Denise. (imdb)
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Boat Trip
A sexy, uninhibited romantic comedy about following your heart no matter where it leads you. (MPCA)
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My Voyage to Italy
"I saw these movies. They had a powerful effect on me. You should see them." That's Martin Scorsese's message for this doc.
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The Jerk
A complete imbecile struggles to make it through life on his own, until a strange invention makes him unbelievably wealthy. (imdb)
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American Pimp
Street pimps, all of them African-American, discuss their lives and work: getting started, being flamboyant, pimping in various U.S. cities, bringing a woman into their group, taking a woman from another pimp, and the rules and regulations of pimping. The men are clear: it's about money. The women work every night, hustle hard, turn over all their earnings, and steal anything they can from clients. We meet a few of the women, who tell us what they want from a pimp... (imdb)
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