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Dread
Three college students set out to document what other people dread most.
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Yoga Hosers
Two teenage yoga enthusiasts team up with a legendary man-hunter to battle with an ancient evil presence that is threatening their major party plans. (imdb)
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Norm Macdonald: Hitler\
In this new stand-up special, Norm Macdonald delivers sly, deadpan observations from an older -- and perhaps even wiser -- point of view. (netflix)
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Step Brothers
Two spoiled guys (Ferrell and Reilly) become competitive stepbrothers after their single parents get hitched.
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Black Dynamite
This is the story of 1970s African-American action legend Black Dynamite. The Man killed his brother, pumped heroin into local orphanages, and flooded the ghetto with adulterated malt liquor. Black Dynamite was the one hero willing to fight The Man all the way from the blood-soaked city streets to the hallowed halls of the Honky House. (imdb)
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The Crossing Guard
Freddie Gale is a seedy jeweler who has sworn to kill the drunk driver who killed his little girl. (imdb)
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Civil War
In the near future, a team of journalists travel across the United States during a rapidly escalating civil war that has engulfed the entire nation. (imdb)
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4:44 Last Day on Earth
A look at what would happen if everyone knew the world was ending. (imdb)
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2046
Picking up where "In the Mood for Love" left off, 2046 is a visually seductive reverie of memory and regret, refracted through a serial womanizer's experiences with six women. (Sony Pictures Classics)
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Little Witch Academia
Akko Kagari joins an academy for young witches after being inspired at a young age by a witch named Shiny Chariot.
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