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A man performs his usual trip to work, immersed in a system in which the use of people as objects is part of everyday life. (cinemajove.com)

Wesley Snipes returns as the iconic vampire hunter Blade in this third installment of the hit film series. (New Line Cinema)

Comedy about the people who inhabit a small town. For years the overbearing Pavek has endured Otik, the "town idiot," sharing his meals and the front seat of their dump truck. But Otik is such a sweet-natured fool that Pavek, exasperated as he becomes, always relents on his threats to find another partner. This Laurel and Hardy-like pair are at the heart of a comedy which finds humor in an abundance of everyday situations.

A girl, whose brother was kidnapped years ago because of her mistake, one day meets him accidentally...

Gordon Ramsay takes aspiring young chefs and sees how well they can cook for a functioning restaurant in Los Angeles, particularly in terms of dinner service. A contestant is eliminated each week and the winner receives, in addition to money, a choice between being an executive chef at a major restaurant or an apprenticeship with Ramsay.

Tamara is a girl who didn't quite fit in. Tamara is constantly picked on and when a couple of friends plays a joke on Tamara, it leads to her death. The friends bury her tries to make it seem that Tamara ran away. But all is not forgotten. Tamara reutrns as a sexy seductress and plans her revenge. (due to witchcraft). Well like they say: Karma's a bitch. (imdb)

Three 6th grade boys ditch school and embark on an epic journey while carrying accidentally stolen drugs, being hunted by teenage girls, and trying to make their way home in time for a long-awaited party.

A redneck with an uncanny knack for getting arrested becomes the star of his own reality program. (imdb)

An uncompromising British school headmaster finds himself beset by one thing going wrong after another. (imdb)

The ninth film in the Star Trek series. A Federation investigation of a planet is actually a cover for an insidious plot to destroy its people and steal their secret for longevity. (Paramount)