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Seconds
An aging, tired businessman becomes involved with a mysterious corporation which promises to rejuvenate him and totally transform his life, for a price.
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Kung Fu Hustle
Set amid the chaos of pre-revolutionary China, small time thief, Sing (Chow), aspires to be one of the sophisticated and ruthless Axe Gang whose underworld activities overshadow the city. (Sony)
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High Flying Bird
A sports agent pitches a rookie basketball client on an intriguing and controversial business opportunity during a lockout.
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The Deep Blue Sea
Master chronicler of post-War England Terence Davies directs Rachel Weisz as a woman whose overpowering, obsessive love alienates the men around her and destroys her well-being. Based on Terence Rattigan's play, made famous by countless actresses. (tiff.net)
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Time Bandits
A young boy accidently joins a band of dwarves as they jump from time-period to time-period looking for treasure to steal. (imdb)
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This Film Is Not Yet Rated
Kirby Dick's exposé about the American movie ratings board. (imdb)
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Secret Invasion
Secret Invasion (2023) - TV Mini-Series
Fury and Talos try to stop the Skrulls who have infiltrated the highest spheres of the Marvel Universe (imdb.com).
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Delta Farce
A comedy about three blue collar heroes on the military's front line in Iraq. (Lionsgate)
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Chuck
Chuck (2007) - TV Series
When a twenty-something computer geek inadvertently downloads critical government secrets into his brain, CIA and NSA assign two agents to protect him and exploit such knowledge, turning his life upside down. (imdb)
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Waxworks
A wax museum hires a writer to give the sculptures stories. The writer imagines himself and the museum owner's daughter in the stories. (imdb)
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