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A man moves to a new town and gets harassed by these annoyingly perfect "good kids". He makes friends with the local rejects, one of which is a conspiracy theorist, another who is an albino, and a third who soon becomes a romantic interest. Together they discover that the jocks are actually lobotomized zombies and that they're next in line. (imdb)
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The Tramp (1915) - Short Film
The Tramp helps a young woman who's been the victim of an attempted robbery, then comes on as a worker at her father's farm and tries to win her heart.
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Augusto Pinochet never died, rather he is a vampire who after 250 years decides to die due to his complicated family situation and the dishonor of his figure. (Wikipedia)
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A group of Confederate soldiers who hole up in an abandoned plantation after robbing a bank, and find themselves at the mercy of supernatural forces. (imdb)
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Two parents deal with the effects when their son is accused of murdering his girlfriend. (imdb)
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An old leper who owned a remote sorghum winery dies. Jiu'er, the wife bought by the leper, and her lover, identified only as "my Grandpa" by the narrator, take over the winery and set up an idealized quasi-matriarchal community headed by Jiu'er (imdb)
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In Okayama in the mid-1930s, Kiroku attends high school and boards with a Catholic family whose daughter, Michiko, captures his heart. (imdb)
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In a world where giant humanoid Titans prey on humans, Eren joins the scouting legion to get revenge on the monsters who killed everyone in his town.
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Two youngsters reeling from bad breakups who connect over an eventful day in South-London.
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A group of scientists band together to save the world from mutated tomatoes that KILL! (imdb)
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