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The Turtle brothers as they work to earn the love of New York City while facing down an army of mutants (imdb.com).

A mockumentary on a group of typical office workers, where the workday consists of ego clashes, inappropriate behavior, and tedium. (imdb)

The feature debut of Paul King, director of the phenomenally successful TV series, The Mighty Boosh, Bunny and the Bull is a road movie set entirely in a flat. Stephen Turnbull hasn't been outside in months, he refuses to interact with the world until a sudden infestation of mice forces him to relive a disastrous trek around Europe with his friend Bunny, a womanising, gambling-addicted booze-hound. (leedsfilm.com)

After a rough first day of school, much-bullied seventh grader Max Keeble finds out that he's moving to a new city in a week. Rather than put up with the normal routine of school, he begins an all-out plan for retaliation on all the people who have picked on him. (Disney)

A comatose hospital patient harasses and kills through his powers of telekinesis to claim his private nurse as his own. (imdb)

Dossignan is a very zealous rural priest. The dean Menou-Segrais tries to keep him reasonable. But Dossignan will be tempted by Satan, then will try to save the soul of Mouchette, a young girl who killed one of her lovers. A film about God's grace and mysticism. (imdb)

A German submarine is boarded by disguised American submariners trying to capture their Enigma cipher machine.

A female cop is gunned down and wrongly accused of using excessive force in a hostage rescue attempt. Maniac cop returns from the dead once more to seek revenge, destroying everthing and anyone that stands in his way. (imdb)

Repelled by the commercialism he sees around him, Charlie Brown tries to find the true meaning of Christmas. (imdb)

Discovering covert and faulty intelligence causes a U.S. Army officer to go rogue as he hunts for Weapons of Mass Destruction in an unstable region.