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Armored
A newbie guard for an armored truck company is coerced by his veteran coworkers to steal a truck containing $42 million. But a wrinkle in their supposedly foolproof plan divides the group, leading to a potentially deadly resolution. (imdb)
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Penelope
Penelope is a modern day offbeat fable about a young woman who, having spent her life trapped by a family curse sets out to find love and discover her true self. [Original Release 2006 at the Toronto Film Festival] (imdb)
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Dag
The heroic story of two soldiers trapped in an ambush, fighting for their lives. (imdb)
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eXistenZ
Allegra Geller, the leading game designer in the world, is testing her new virtual reality game, eXistenZ with a focus group. As they begin, she is attacked by a fanatic assassin employing a bizarre organic gun. She flees with a young marketing trainee, Ted Pikul, who is suddenly assigned as her bodyguard. Unfortunately, her pod, an organic gaming device that contains the only copy of the eXistenZ game program, is damaged... (imdb)
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Bill Burr: Why Do I Do This?
Bill Burr's televised stand-up special.
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Judge Dredd
In a standard comic book dystopian near-future Americans are ensconced in mega-cities which protect them from the desolation of the world outside, and the peace is kept by The Judges. This elite group who upholds "The Law" is police, jury, and executioner all in one. Judge Dredd, the most formidable and revered of the Street Judges, is convicted of the murder of a snooping reporter (imdb)
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Marco Polo
Marco Polo (2014) - TV Series
In a world replete with greed, betrayal, sexual intrigue and rivalry, "Marco Polo" is based on the famed explorer's adventures in Kublai Khan's court in 13th century China. (imdb)
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The Cube
The Cube (1969) - Season 3, Episode 3
NBC Experiment in Television - Season 3, Episode 3
A man awakens inside a white cube, covered in a five-by-five grid. He has no memory of how he got there and there seems no way out. But as time passes, panels open temporarily to admit an intruder or onlooker... (imdb)
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Party Girl
After her house party gets busted, Mary has to turn to her librarian godmother for help. She gets roped into becoming a librarian herself, and learns more than she ever expected to, but she never stops partying.
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The Kissing Booth 2
In the sequel to 2018's THE KISSING BOOTH, high school senior Elle juggles a long-distance relationship with her dreamy boyfriend Noah, college applications, and a new friendship with a handsome classmate that could change everything. (imdb)
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