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Varyemez
Four mixed up university students hold a moneygrubber businessman to ransom.
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I Spit on Your Grave
A writer who is brutalized during her cabin retreat seeks revenge on her attackers, who left her for dead.
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Life Itself
In 2013, we lost Roger Ebert--arguably the nation's best-known and most influential movie critic. Based on his memoir of the same name, Life Itself recounts Ebert's fascinating and flawed journey--from politicized school newspaperman, to Chicago Sun-Times movie critic, to Pulitzer Prize winner, to television household name, to the miracle of finding love at 50, and finally his "third act" as a major voice on the Internet when he could no longer physically speak. (magpictures.com)
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Ironclad
In 13th century a determined group of Knights Templar defends Rochester Castle against the tyrannical King John. (imdb)
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Take the Money and Run
This film is presented as a documentary on the life of an incompetent, petty criminal called Virgil Starkwell... (imdb)
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The Trip to Spain
Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon embark on a 6 part episodic road trip through Spain. Sampling the restaurants, eateries and sights along the way.
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Taken 2
In Istanbul, retired CIA operative Bryan Mills and his wife are taken hostage by the father of a kidnapper Mills killed while rescuing his daughter. (imdb)
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Dumbland
Dumbland (2002) - TV Mini-Series
A series of comedic animations by David Lynch.
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The American Soldier
Ricky is a cold-blooded German-American contract killer. After serving in Vietnam he returns to his home town of Munich to eliminate a few problem crooks for three renegade cops. He inspects his old neighborhood with his childhood accomplice Franz Walsch, and pays a short visit to his mother and doting brother. When Ricky asks the hotel clerk for a girl, one of the cops sends his girlfriend Rosa. However she falls for the killer. (imdb)
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The Conversation
A paranoid and personally-secretive surveillance expert has a crisis of conscience when he suspects that a couple he is spying on will be murdered.
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