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Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead
When the American Chicken Bunker, a military-themed fried-chicken chain, builds a restaurant on the site of an ancient Indian burial ground, local protesters aren't the only ones crying fowl! (imdb)
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The Lost Daughter
A woman's beach vacation takes a dark turn when she begins to confront the troubles of her past.
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The Sword in the Stone
Merlin the Magician teaches a young boy who is destined to be King Arthur. (imdb)
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Anatomy of a Fall
A woman is suspected of her husband's murder, and their blind son faces a moral dilemma as the sole witness. (imdb)
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Eating Raoul
A relatively boring Los Angeles couple discover a bizarre, if not murderous way to get funding for opening a restaurant. (imdb)
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The Greatest
A drama that is centered around a troubled teenage girl and a family that is trying to get over the loss of their son. (imdb)
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Er ist wieder da
Adolf Hitler wakes up to find himself in the 21st century. From there he pursues a career as a standup comedian. (imdb)
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Shut Up!
After hiding his loot and getting thrown in jail, Ruby, a brooding outlaw encounters Quentin, a dim-witted and garrulous giant who befriends him. After Quentin botches a solo escape attempt, they make a break together. Unable to shake the clumsy Quentin Ruby is forced to take him along as he pursues his former partners in crime to avenge the death of the woman he loved and get to the money before they do. (imdb)
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After Dark, My Sweet
An ex-boxer is drifting around after escaping from the mental hospital. He meets a widow who convinces him to help fix up the neglected estate her ex-husband left. Her Uncle talks them both into helping kidnap a rich boy for ransom money, and the ex-fighter must make decisions about his loyalties and what is right. (imdb)
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Shaolin
China is plunged into strife as feuding warlords try to expand their power by warring over neighboring lands. Fueled by his success on the battlefield, young and arrogant Hao Jie sneers at Shaolin's masters when he beats one of them in a duel. But the pride comes before a fall. When his own family is wiped out by a rival warlord, Hao is forced to take refuge with the monks. (imdb)
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