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Turo (25) is trying to overcome his fears by leading the most unknown heavy metal band in Finland, Impaled Rektum, to the hottest metal festival of Norway. The journey includes heavy metal, grave robbing, Viking heaven and an armed conflict between Finland and Norway. (imdb)
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A shy San Francisco librarian and a bumbling cop fall in love as they solve a crime involving albinos, dwarves, and the Catholic Church. (imdb)
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A naive half-Indian, half-white man evolves into a hardened killer as he tracks down his parents' murderers. (IMDb)
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After being kidnapped by two criminals during birth, Chappie becomes the adopted son in a strange and dysfunctional family. Chappie is preternaturally gifted, one of a kind, a prodigy. He also happens to be a robot. (imdb)
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Anton Ludvik, aka Gerard, is vice-minister of Foreign Affairs of Czechoslovakia. He realizes he is watched and followed. One day, he is arrested and put into jail, in solitary confinement. Will be shown the mental tortures during the investigations and how a faithful top-ranking civil servant is made to confess to treason. Based on the true story of Czechoslovakian communist Artur London, this is not an anticommunist film but a plea against totalitaism. (imdb)
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A woman cons two old boyfriends into searching for her runaway son by convincing both that they are the boy's father.
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Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa .5 (2014) - Direct-to-Video
An unrated version of Bad Grandpa which includes over 40 minutes of additional outtakes and interviews.
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The Kiss (1896) - Short Film
Irwin and Rice, stars of the Broadway play of the same title, reenacted the play's famous kissing scene for the Edison Company's cameras. This film of the movie industry's first onscreen kiss was considered pornographic by many of the people who first saw it. (imdb)
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