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Devils on the Doorstep
By turns an elaborate wartime drama of China, suffering under Japanese occupation during the 1930s and 40s, and an absurdist comedy of madness, cultural disconnects and historical booby-traps that Samuel Beckett would recognize in an instant. (Film Forum)
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Babes in Toyland
Tom the Piper's Son is about to marry Mary Quite Contrary. On the eve of their wedding, evil miser Barnaby hires two henchmen to drown Tom and steal Mary's sheep, cared for by Little Bo Peep, thus depriving Mary and the children she lives with of their livelihood, forcing her to marry Barnaby... (imdb)
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A Snake of June
A man and woman fall into an erotic nightmare when they are stalked by a disturbed man. (imdb)
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The Two Escobars
The Two Escobars (2010) - Season 1, Episode 16
30 for 30 - Season 1, Episode 16
Fifteen years later after Colombia's last showing at the World Cup and the murders of drug lord Pablo Escobar and star footballer Andres Escobar, filmmakers Jeff and Michael Zimbalist interview family members, government officials, the former's right hand men and the latter's teammates to expose the tragic marriage of crime and sport, and uncovers the surprising connections between the murders of the two men.
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Bait
An ex-con is used by police to lure a criminal out of hiding. (imdb)
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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Joel (Carrey) is stunned to discover that his girlfriend Clementine (Winslet) has had her memories of their tumultuous relationship erased. Out of desperation, he contacts the inventor of the process, Dr. Howard Mierzwiak (Wilkinson), to have Clementine removed from his own memory. But as Joel's memories progressively disappear, he begins to rediscover his love for Clementine. (Focus Features)
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The Bat
Mystery writer Cornelia Van Gorder has rented a country house called "The Oaks", which not long ago had been the scene of some murders committed by a strange and violent criminal known as "The Bat"... (imdb)
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Let It Snow
In a small town on Christmas Eve, a snowstorm brings together a group of young people. (imdb)
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Stomp the Yard
A coming-of-age drama interwoven with elements of romance, class conflict and the rich tradition of African American college fraternities. (Sony)
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Seabiscuit
The tale of a down-and-out racehorse that took the entire nation on the ride of a lifetime. (Universal Pictures)
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