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An adventurous girl, a young blind hermit and a goofy two headed dragon race to find the lost sword Excalibur to save King Arthur and Camelot. (imdb)

A family of power-hungry thousand year old vampires look to take back the city that they built and dominate all those who have done them wrong. (imdb)

In the whimsical world of Barbie Land, perfection is paramount, unless you're facing an existential crisis or happen to be Ken.

Washington, D.C. homicide detective Alex Cross is through playing mind games with criminals - that is until a methodical predator, Gary Soneji kidnaps the young daughter of a United States senator from an elite school and lures Cross into the case.

This is a story of a man in free fall. On the road to redemption, darkness lights his way. Connected with the afterlife, Uxbal is a tragic hero and father of two who's sensing the danger of death. He struggles with a tainted reality and a fate that works against him in order to forgive, for love, and forever.

A cemetery man must kill the dead a second time when they become zombies. (imdb)

A Yeti is convinced that the elusive creatures known as "humans" really do exist.

An adventurous girl finds another world that is a strangely idealized version of her frustrating home, but it has sinister secrets.

A soldier from Earth crashlands on an alien world after sustaining battle damage. Eventually he encounters another survivor... (imdb)

After spending two decades in England, Bill Bryson returns to the U.S., where he decides the best way to connect with his homeland is to hike the Appalachian Trail with one of his oldest friends. (imdb)