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Black Caesar
Tommy Gibbs is a tough kid, raised in the ghetto, who aspires to be a kingpin criminal. As a young boy, his leg is broken by a bad cop on the take, during a payoff gone bad. Nursing his vengeance, he rises to power in Harlem, New York. (imdb)
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Stan Helsing
It's classic Scary Movie-like parody on "Van Helsing", "Hellraiser", "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre" ...
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Chelsea Girls
Starring many of Warhol's superstars, Chelsea Girls takes place at the Chelsea Hotel, and follows the lives of several of the young women who live there. (paraphrased from wikipedia.org)
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Jumpin\
Terry works for a bank, and uses computers to communicate with clients all over the world. One day she gets a coded message from an unknown source. After decoding the message, Terry becomes embroiled in an espionage ring. People are killed, and Terry is chased. Throughout she remains in contact with this unknown person, who needs Terry to help save his life. (Rob Hartill)
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Europa \
Playing a character far older than herself, Bergman portrays a society woman whose life is in ruins after her son's suicide. Attempting to give her life some purpose, she takes the advice of a leftist friend, and begins working with the ill and destitute of Rome. Her insensitive husband Alexander Knox finds Bergman's charitable activities distasteful; when the opportunity presents itself, he has her committed to a mental institution. (All Movie Guide)
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The Flying Car
The Flying Car (2002) - TV Special
This short is a discussion of the absence of the "flying car" and the hypothetical question posed asking "what would you do to get a flying car?" Funny dialogue between characters leads up to a hilarious punch-line which ties it all together in a Kevin Smith trademark style. (youtube)
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DuckTales: The Movie - Treasure of the Lost Lamp
Scrooge McDuck takes his nephews to Egypt to find a pyramid that contains a magic lamp. (imdb)
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La casa de papel
A group of very peculiar robbers have assaulted the Factory of Moneda and Timbre to carry out the most perfect robbery in the history of Spain and taking home 2,400 million euros.
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Cruella
A live-action prequel feature film following a young Cruella de Vil.
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Doktor Civanim
Kemal (Kemal Sunal) who was a janitor in one of Istanbul's most famous hospitals, return to his hometown and people sees him as a doctor.
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