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Uzun Hikaye
A long story that started and ended at the station. (imdb)
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The Happening
A paranoid thriller about a family on the run from a natural crisis that presents a large-scale threat to humanity. (imdb)
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Dickson Greeting
"A little while ago there was a great convention of women's clubs of America. Mrs. Edison is interested in women's clubs and their work and she decided to entertain the Presidents of the various clubs at the Convention. Edison entered into the plan, and when 147 club women visited his workshop he showed them a working model of his new Kinetograph, for that is the name he has given to the most wonderful of all his wonderful inventions..." (imdb)
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Identification of a Woman
The movie director Niccolo has just been left by his wife. This gives him the idea of making a movie about womens relationships... (imdb)
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Portal: No Escape
Short movie based on the video game Portal.
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The Seven-Ups
New York City cops wage a war against assorted hoods and criminals after one of their own is brutally killed by a hoodlum. Seven-Ups refers to the minimum jail time each of the crooks will have to spend if they are caught. (imdb)
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Pineapple Express
A stoner (Rogen) and his dealer (Franco) are forced to go on the run from the police after the pothead witnesses a cop commit a murder.
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The New York Ripper
A burned-out New York police detective teams up with a college psychoanalyst to track down a vicious serial killer randomly stalking and killing various young women around the city. (imdb)
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Prelude: Dog Star Man
A creation myth realized in light, patterns, images superimposed, rapid cutting, and silence. A black screen, then streaks of light, then an explosion of color and squiggles and happenstance. Next, images of small circles emerge then of the Sun. Images of our Earth appear, woods, a part of a body, a nude woman perhaps giving birth. Imagery evokes movement across time. (imdb)
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My Way
Jun Shik works for Tatsuo's grandfather's farm while Korea is colonized by Japan, but he has a dream to participate in Tokyo Olympics as a marathon runner. Tatsuo also aims to become a marathon runner, so the two are in rivalry. But war breaks out and they both are forced to enlist. During the war, Jun Shik and Tatsuo are captured by the Soviets. They run away but are soon captured by Germans and forced to separate. In 1944, they meet again at the shores of Normandy. (imdb)
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